Hidden in plain sight.

Coming soon to iOS & Android

Octopii is what social media was always meant to be — low-stress, completely private interactions, no ads or algorithms, no AI or filtered content, and as few bots as possible.

Octopii is just real people enjoying being themselves online.

🐙The Octopii App

This is a small preview of the full feature set — new video coming soon!

🍿The Octopii Pitch

Octopii is looking for an ambitious and intrepid partner who’s ready to make social media what it was always meant to be — If that sounds like you, scroll to the Contact Me section.👇

Octopii is different.

✅ No Ads

🧮 No Algorithms

🔐 No Data For-Sale

🤖 Bot-Stopping Technology

IRL Badges

Photos and videos captured with the Octopii app earn an IRL badge — this lets you know the image or video is not filtered and not AI.

Close-up of the Instagram logo with a pink background and white text.

🍿The Feature Set

🔒 PRIVATE COMMENT THREADS (Private Posts)

  • This is the killer feature which led to creating Octopii!

  • With Private Comment Threads, getting 5 comments is like striking up 5 private conversations — instead of 5 random friends all talking in the same room! 🤩

  • Add mutual friends to any thread!

📍LOCATION-BASED FEEDS (Public Posts)

  • Want to check out what people are up to in Paris? Seattle? How about Mumbai or Tokyo? Use Map View to filter posts by location!

  • Worried about sharing your location? Post locations are slightly randomized for your safety — or feel free to stick to Private Posts!

💯 "IRL" BADGES

  • All photos and videos taken with the Octopii app earn an "irl" badge so you know it's not AI or filters!

🔒 ACCOUNT PRIVACY

  • By default, Octopii won't allow anyone to know you're on the app — even if they know your phone number or email — SMS/QR invites, unless you say otherwise!


🕵️ ACTIVITY PRIVACY

  • By default, your activity is not broadcasted to anyone — no one will know, or see, you reacted or commented on a non-public post — even mutual friends, unless you say otherwise!

  • No screenshots allowed!


👥 FRIEND PRIVACY

  • No visible friend lists!

🛟 Want to help?

Octopii is nearly ready to launch — but to do it right, finding an investment partner would be extremely advantageous to ensure smooth scaling.

Octopii is also in need of equity-based developers, biz dev, legal, PM and design talent. (Please note, this opportunity is limited to Greater Seattle Area individuals.)

🤙 Contact Me

Due to communication challenges, please reach out to me preferably on Signal at 425-420-4289 — Telegram and Viber are also potential options.

You can also try to reach me below:

I respond to every inquiry I receive and always follow-up with a video call for any opportunity to grow the Octopii team or spread the Octopii word.

I will soon be visiting coffee shops in Seattle on a regular basis, open to anyone to stop by and talk about Octopii! Just sign-up above and you’ll stay in the know.☕

-Jeremy

Founder & CEO

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